April 29th, 2431, U.S.S. Resurrection, NCC - 1796, F9thDaihak commanding.
It's been pretty uneventful here along the Romulan Neutral Zone for the past 3 years that we've been assigned patrol duties. We'll get the occasional comet that passes by, or ion storm that we pick up on our sensors, but when it comes to the Romulans, well, I'm starting to wonder if there are even any left.
Personally, I'd rather be exploring the Beta Quadrant, or be one of the first ships to travel through the slipstream conduit that Starfleet has made to connect the Delta and Alpha quadrants. Always wondered what the U.S.S. Voyager missed during her stay there.
Sometimes I feel like just calling the bridge and saying I'll be sleeping in all day, but duty ca....*suddenly sensors pick up an unidentified ship*
Wait a minute. What the hell is that? Put it on screen.
*as F9thDaihak sees the the ship on the main viewscreen, he nearly wets his pants*
Hoooollllyyyy Sh*t!!!!! SO THAT'S WHAT THE ROMULANS HAVE BEEN DOING!!!
HELM!!! MAXIMUM WARP TO EARTH!!! ENGAGE!!!
:-D